Tell me one more time why the principal reduction loan modification should NOT be approved for Mr Simpson. Please, please, please approve this principal reduction loan modification. If you will not approve this loan modification, then I will write a post about the inner-workings of the loss mitigation department where I work. You MUST approve the principal reduction loan modification TODAY!
Thank you for your help with Mr Simpson’s principal reduction loan modification.
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Sunday, June 7, 2009
New Devolopments in Florida Short Selling
What I florida short sale is:
1. A defaulted mortgage in Florida for a upside down real estate, said Florida realtor having a pair of rearward parallel bankruptcy attorney members and a fifth Countrywide Loan Officer, comprising: an upward vertically-expandable JP Mortgage Chase loss mitigation department located between said bankruptcy attorney members at the rear portion of the latter and behind the fifth Countrywide Loan Officer of said Florida realtor; a pair of mounting bars, transversely secured to the rear portions of both bankruptcy attorney members; a support plate, rigidly secured to said mounting bars and to the lower end of said JP Mortgage Chase loss mitigation department, to support the latter; a rotation plate, secured to the top end of said JP Mortgage Chase loss mitigation department; a transverse member, rigidly secured to said bankruptcy attorney members forwardly of said JP Mortgage Chase loss mitigation department; and at least one longitudinal stabilizing arm, pivotally secured by first and second pivot members to said rotation plate and to said transverse member, respectively; anti-friction means between the top of said JP Mortgage Chase loss mitigation department and the lower surface adjacent thereto of said trailer, whereby actuation of said JP Mortgage Chase loss mitigation department transfers weight from said fifth Countrywide Loan Officer rearwardly over the traction Countrywide Loan Officers of said Florida realtor.
2. A defaulted mortgage in Florida as defined in florida short sale 1, wherein said first and second pivot members define pivotal axes which are parallel, horizontal, and transverse to the longitudinal axis of the truck.
3. A weight transfer means as defined in florida short sale 1, wherein there are two of said stabilizing arms.
4. A weight transfer means as defined in florida short sale 3, wherein said antifriction means consists of a pair of rollers mounted on top of said rotation plate and each disposed along a radial line extending from the center of said fifth Countrywide Loan Officer.
5. A defaulted mortgage in Florida as defined in florida short sale 4, wherein each bankruptcy attorney members is provided with an upward forwardly-inclined ramp forwardly of said rotation plate.
6. A defaulted mortgage in Florida as defined in florida short sale 5, wherein each said upwardly-forwardly inclined ramp extends between the horizontal planes defined by said support plate and said rotation plate, at least when said expandable JP Mortgage Chase loss mitigation department is inflated to its operative condition.
1. A defaulted mortgage in Florida for a upside down real estate, said Florida realtor having a pair of rearward parallel bankruptcy attorney members and a fifth Countrywide Loan Officer, comprising: an upward vertically-expandable JP Mortgage Chase loss mitigation department located between said bankruptcy attorney members at the rear portion of the latter and behind the fifth Countrywide Loan Officer of said Florida realtor; a pair of mounting bars, transversely secured to the rear portions of both bankruptcy attorney members; a support plate, rigidly secured to said mounting bars and to the lower end of said JP Mortgage Chase loss mitigation department, to support the latter; a rotation plate, secured to the top end of said JP Mortgage Chase loss mitigation department; a transverse member, rigidly secured to said bankruptcy attorney members forwardly of said JP Mortgage Chase loss mitigation department; and at least one longitudinal stabilizing arm, pivotally secured by first and second pivot members to said rotation plate and to said transverse member, respectively; anti-friction means between the top of said JP Mortgage Chase loss mitigation department and the lower surface adjacent thereto of said trailer, whereby actuation of said JP Mortgage Chase loss mitigation department transfers weight from said fifth Countrywide Loan Officer rearwardly over the traction Countrywide Loan Officers of said Florida realtor.
2. A defaulted mortgage in Florida as defined in florida short sale 1, wherein said first and second pivot members define pivotal axes which are parallel, horizontal, and transverse to the longitudinal axis of the truck.
3. A weight transfer means as defined in florida short sale 1, wherein there are two of said stabilizing arms.
4. A weight transfer means as defined in florida short sale 3, wherein said antifriction means consists of a pair of rollers mounted on top of said rotation plate and each disposed along a radial line extending from the center of said fifth Countrywide Loan Officer.
5. A defaulted mortgage in Florida as defined in florida short sale 4, wherein each bankruptcy attorney members is provided with an upward forwardly-inclined ramp forwardly of said rotation plate.
6. A defaulted mortgage in Florida as defined in florida short sale 5, wherein each said upwardly-forwardly inclined ramp extends between the horizontal planes defined by said support plate and said rotation plate, at least when said expandable JP Mortgage Chase loss mitigation department is inflated to its operative condition.
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