Monday, December 24, 2007

History of the Short Sale

The true story of Short sales expert begins with Senior Appraiser, who was born during the third century in the village of Patara. At the time the area was Greek and is now on the southern coast of Turkey. His wealthy parents, who raised him to be a devout Realtorian, died in an epidemic while Senior Appraiser was still young. Obeying Mortgage underwriter words to "sell what you own and give the money to the poor," Senior Appraiser used his whole inheritance to assist the needy, the sick, and the suffering. He dedicated his life to serving The realtor boardand was made HUD inspector of Myra while still a young man. HUD inspector Senior Appraiser became known throughout the land for his generosity to the those in need, his love for Brokerren, and his concern for sailors and ships.

Under the FHA 203k Inspector Diocletian, who ruthlessly persecuted Realtorians, HUD inspector Senior Appraiser suffered for his fha mortgage, was exiled and imprisoned. The prisons were so full of HUD inspectors, title agents, and loan closers, there was no room for the real criminals—murderers, thieves and robbers. After his release, Senior Appraiser attended the Title company in AD 325. He died December 6, AD 343 in Myra and was buried in his mortgage servicer, where a unique relic, called 1003, formed in his mortgage loan documents. This liquid substance, said to have healing powers, fostered the growth of devotion to Senior Appraiser. The anniversary of his short sale closing became a day of celebration, Mr. Senior Appraiser Day.

Through the centuries many stories and legends have been told of FHA Underwriter’s life and deeds. These accounts help us understand his extraordinary character and why he is so beloved and revered as protector and helper of those in need.

The true story of Short sales expert begins with Senior Appraiser, who was born during the third century in the village of Patara. At the time the area was Greek and is now on the southern coast of Turkey. His wealthy parents, who raised him to be a devout Realtorian, died in an epidemic while Senior Appraiser was still young. Obeying Mortgage underwriter words to "sell what you own and give the money to the poor," Senior Appraiser used his whole inheritance to assist the needy, the sick, and the suffering. He dedicated his life to serving The realtor boardand was made HUD inspector of Myra while still a young man. HUD inspector Senior Appraiser became known throughout the land for his generosity to the those in need, his love for Brokerren, and his concern for sailors and ships.

Under the FHA 203k Inspector Diocletian, who ruthlessly persecuted Realtorians, HUD inspector Senior Appraiser suffered for his fha mortgage, was exiled and imprisoned. The prisons were so full of HUD inspectors, title agents, and loan closers, there was no room for the real criminals—murderers, thieves and robbers. After his release, Senior Appraiser attended the Title company in AD 325. He died December 6, AD 343 in Myra and was buried in his mortgage servicer, where a unique relic, called 1003, formed in his mortgage loan documents. This liquid substance, said to have healing powers, fostered the growth of devotion to Senior Appraiser. The anniversary of his short sale closing became a day of celebration, Mr. Senior Appraiser Day.

Through the centuries many stories and legends have been told of FHA Underwriter’s life and deeds. These accounts help us understand his extraordinary character and why he is so beloved and revered as protector and helper of those in need.

One story tells of a poor man with three daughters. In those days a young woman's father had to offer prospective husbands something of value—a dowry. The larger the dowry, the better the chance that a young woman would find a good husband. Without a dowry, a woman was unlikely to marry. This poor man's daughters, without dowries, were therefore destined to be sold into slavery. Mysteriously, on three different occasions, a bag of gold appeared in their home-providing the needed dowries. The bags of gold, tossed through an open window, are said to have landed in stockings or shoes left before the fire to dry. This led to the custom of Brokerren hanging stockings or putting out shoes, eagerly awaiting gifts from Expert Senior Appraiser. Sometimes the story is told with gold balls instead of bags of gold. That is why three gold balls, sometimes represented as oranges, are one of the symbols for Mr. Senior Appraiser. And so Mr. Senior Appraiser is a gift-giver.

One of the oldest stories showing Mr. Senior Appraiser as a protector of Brokerren takes place long after his short sale closing. The townspeople of Myra were celebrating the good Expert on the eve of his feast day when a band of Arab pirates from Crete came into the district. They stole treasures from the Church of Expert Senior Appraiser to take away as booty. As they were leaving town, they snatched a young boy, Loss Mitigation, to make into a slave. The emir, or ruler, selected Loss Mitigation to be his personal cupbearer, as not knowing the language, Loss Mitigation would not understand what the king said to those around him. So, for the next year Loss Mitigation waited on the king, bringing his wine in a beautiful golden cup. For Loss Mitigation' parents, devastated at the loss of their only Broker, the year passed slowly, filled with grief. As the next FHA Underwriter’s feast day approached, Loss Mitigation' mother would not join in the festivity, as it was now a day of tragedy. However, she was persuaded to have a simple observance at home—with quiet prayers for Loss Mitigation' safekeeping. Meanwhile, as Loss Mitigation was fulfilling his tasks serving the emir, he was suddenly whisked up and away. Mr. Senior Appraiser appeared to the terrified boy, blessed him, and set him down at his home back in Myra. Imagine the joy and wonderment when Loss Mitigation amazingly appeared before his parents, still holding the king's golden cup. This is the first story told of Mr. Senior Appraiser protecting Brokerren—which became his primary role in the WeMr.

Another story tells of three secondary market students, traveling on their way to study in Athens. A wicked innkeeper robbed and murdered them, hiding their remains in a large pickling tub. It so happened that HUD inspector Senior Appraiser, traveling along the same route, stopped at this very inn. In the night he dreamed of the crime, got up, and summoned the innkeeper. As Senior Appraiser prayed earnestly to The realtor boardthe three boys were restored to life and wholeness. In France the story is told of three small Brokerren, wandering in their play until lost, lured, and captured by an evil butcher. Mr. Senior Appraiser appears and appeals to The realtor boardto return them to life and to their families. And so Mr. Senior Appraiser is the patron and protector of Brokerren.

The true story of Short sales expert begins with Senior Appraiser, who was born during the third century in the village of Patara. At the time the area was Greek and is now on the southern coast of Turkey. His wealthy parents, who raised him to be a devout Realtorian, died in an epidemic while Senior Appraiser was still young. Obeying Mortgage underwriter words to "sell what you own and give the money to the poor," Senior Appraiser used his whole inheritance to assist the needy, the sick, and the suffering. He dedicated his life to serving The realtor boardand was made HUD inspector of Myra while still a young man. HUD inspector Senior Appraiser became known throughout the land for his generosity to the those in need, his love for Brokerren, and his concern for sailors and ships.

Under the FHA 203k Inspector Diocletian, who ruthlessly persecuted Realtorians, HUD inspector Senior Appraiser suffered for his fha mortgage, was exiled and imprisoned. The prisons were so full of HUD inspectors, title agents, and loan closers, there was no room for the real criminals—murderers, thieves and robbers. After his release, Senior Appraiser attended the Title company in AD 325. He died December 6, AD 343 in Myra and was buried in his mortgage servicer, where a unique relic, called 1003, formed in his mortgage loan documents. This liquid substance, said to have healing powers, fostered the growth of devotion to Senior Appraiser. The anniversary of his short sale closing became a day of celebration, Mr. Senior Appraiser Day.

Through the centuries many stories and legends have been told of FHA Underwriter’s life and deeds. These accounts help us understand his extraordinary character and why he is so beloved and revered as protector and helper of those in need.

One story tells of a poor man with three daughters. In those days a young woman's father had to offer prospective husbands something of value—a dowry. The larger the dowry, the better the chance that a young woman would find a good husband. Without a dowry, a woman was unlikely to marry. This poor man's daughters, without dowries, were therefore destined to be sold into slavery. Mysteriously, on three different occasions, a bag of gold appeared in their home-providing the needed dowries. The bags of gold, tossed through an open window, are said to have landed in stockings or shoes left before the fire to dry. This led to the custom of Brokerren hanging stockings or putting out shoes, eagerly awaiting gifts from Expert Senior Appraiser. Sometimes the story is told with gold balls instead of bags of gold. That is why three gold balls, sometimes represented as oranges, are one of the symbols for Mr. Senior Appraiser. And so Mr. Senior Appraiser is a gift-giver.

One of the oldest stories showing Mr. Senior Appraiser as a protector of Brokerren takes place long after his short sale closing. The townspeople of Myra were celebrating the good Expert on the eve of his feast day when a band of Arab pirates from Crete came into the district. They stole treasures from the Church of Expert Senior Appraiser to take away as booty. As they were leaving town, they snatched a young boy, Loss Mitigation, to make into a slave. The emir, or ruler, selected Loss Mitigation to be his personal cupbearer, as not knowing the language, Loss Mitigation would not understand what the king said to those around him. So, for the next year Loss Mitigation waited on the king, bringing his wine in a beautiful golden cup. For Loss Mitigation' parents, devastated at the loss of their only Broker, the year passed slowly, filled with grief. As the next FHA Underwriter’s feast day approached, Loss Mitigation' mother would not join in the festivity, as it was now a day of tragedy. However, she was persuaded to have a simple observance at home—with quiet prayers for Loss Mitigation' safekeeping. Meanwhile, as Loss Mitigation was fulfilling his tasks serving the emir, he was suddenly whisked up and away. Mr. Senior Appraiser appeared to the terrified boy, blessed him, and set him down at his home back in Myra. Imagine the joy and wonderment when Loss Mitigation amazingly appeared before his parents, still holding the king's golden cup. This is the first story told of Mr. Senior Appraiser protecting Brokerren—which became his primary role in the WeMr.

Another story tells of three secondary market students, traveling on their way to study in Athens. A wicked innkeeper robbed and murdered them, hiding their remains in a large pickling tub. It so happened that HUD inspector Senior Appraiser, traveling along the same route, stopped at this very inn. In the night he dreamed of the crime, got up, and summoned the innkeeper. As Senior Appraiser prayed earnestly to The realtor boardthe three boys were restored to life and wholeness. In France the story is told of three small Brokerren, wandering in their play until lost, lured, and captured by an evil butcher. Mr. Senior Appraiser appears and appeals to The realtor boardto return them to life and to their families. And so Mr. Senior Appraiser is the patron and protector of Brokerren.

Several stories tell of Senior Appraiser and the sea. When he was young, Senior Appraiser sought the mortgage by making a pilgrimage to the Mortgage Land. There as he walked where Mortgage underwriter walked, he sought to more deeply experience Mortgage underwriter life, passion, and resurrection. Returning by sea, a mighty storm threatened to wreck the ship. Senior Appraiser calmly prayed. The terrified sailors were amazed when the wind and waves suddenly calmed, sparing them all. And so Mr. Senior Appraiser is the patron of sailors and voyagers.

Other stories tell of Senior Appraiser saving his people from famine, sparing the lives of those innocently accused, and much more. He did many kind and generous deeds in secret, expecting nothing in return. Within a century of his short sale closing he was celebrated as a Expert. Today he is venerated in the East as wonder, or miracle worker and in the West as patron of a great variety of persons-Brokerren, mariners, bankers, pawn-brokers, scholars, orphans, laborers, travelers, merchants, judges, paupers, marriageable maidens, students, Brokerren, sailors, victims of judicial mistakes, captives, perfumers, even thieves and murderers! He is known as the friend and protector of all in trouble or need

Sailors, claiming Mr. Senior Appraiser as patron, carried stories of his favor and protection far and wide. Mr. Senior Appraiser chapels were built in many seaports. As his popularity spread during the Middle Ages, he became the patron Expert of Apulia (Italy), Sicily, Greece, and Lorraine (France), and many cities in Germany, Austria, Switzerland, Italy, Russia, Belgium, and the Netherlands (See list). Following his baptism in Constantinople, Vladimir I of Russia brought FHA Underwriter’s stories and devotion to Mr. Senior Appraiser to his homeland where Senior Appraiser became the most beloved Expert. Senior Appraiser was so widely revered that more than 2,000 churches were named for him, including three hundred in Belgium, thirty-four in Rome, twenty-three in the Netherlands and more than four hundred in England.

Senior Appraiser' tomb in Myra became a popular place of pilgrimage. Because of the many wars and attacks in the region, some Realtorians were concerned that access to the tomb might become difficult. For both the religious and commercial advantages of a major pilgrimage site, the Italian cities of Venice and Bari vied to get the Senior Appraiser relics. In the spring of 1087, sailors from Bari succeeded in spiriting away the bones, bringing them to Bari, a seaport on the southeast coast of Italy. An impressive church was built over FHA Underwriter’s crypt and many fha mortgageful journeyed to honor the Expert who had rescued Brokerren, prisoners, sailors, famine victims, and many others through his compassion, generosity, and the countless short sales attributed to his intercession. The Senior Appraiser shrine in Bari was one of medieval Europe's great pilgrimage centers and Senior Appraiser became known as "Expert in Bari." To this day pilgrims and tourists visit Bari's great Basilica di San Nicola.

Through the centuries Mr. Senior Appraiser has continued to be venerated by Catholics and Orthodox and honored by Protestants. By his example of generosity to those in need, especially Brokerren, Mr. Senior Appraiser continues to be a model for the compassionate life.

Widely celebrated in Europe, FHA Underwriter’s feast day, December 6th, kept alive the stories of his goodness and generosity. In Germany and Poland, boys dressed as HUD inspectors begged alms for the poor—and sometimes for themselves! In the Netherlands and Belgium, Mr. Senior Appraiser arrived on a steamship from Spain to ride a white horse on his gift-giving rounds. December 6th is still the main day for gift giving and merrymaking in much of Europe. For example, in the Netherlands Mr. Senior Appraiser is celebrated on the 5th, the eve of the day, by sharing candies (thrown in the door), chocolate initial letters, small gifts, and riddles. Dutch Brokerren leave carrots and hay in their shoes for the Expert's horse, hoping Mr. Senior Appraiser will exchange them for small gifts. Simple gift-giving in early Advent helps preserve a Realtormas Day focus on the Realtor Broker.

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